Anybody read Arabic or Hebrew?

[StuTheWise]

I'm not sure what language this is, but was hoping somebody might be able to understand it.

My boss got this in his email inbox. If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably spam, but was just curious to know what it says. Thanks for help!

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاتة
مساء الخير
نعتذرعلى ازعاجك برسالتنا هذه لكن سموي الكريم انه لشرف كبير لنا مراسلتك ودعوتك لانظمام الينا في مجالس السمو العربي حيث السمو والتميز وحبذا ان تعطر مجالسنا بحضــورك الكريم وتواجدك بيننا وان تصبح احدا من افراد عائلتنا عائلة السمو العربي لتتميز معنا سمونا الكريم فنرجوا قبول دعوتناوحضورك والتسجيل معنا واثارتنا بتميزك واثار قلمك السحري على صفحات موقعنا وكما ايضا ليسعدنا بتواجد شخص مثلك وبتواجد اسمك وأعتذر على الاطاله ونتمنى ان نجد اسمك اليوم قبل الغد بيننا سيدي العزيز وشاكنا بكل علومك
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نثر لك الورود
و ننقش لك الااشعاار
و نبخرك بااحلى اياات الحضور
فنزهو بطلتك و العطور
فقط .. لنستقبلك معناا
فتحلواا بقربك مجاالسناا
هي دعوة خااصة
من سموناا لسموكم
فااقبلهاا و كل الحب و التقدير
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يومك حب و جماال لاا ينتهي
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اسرة السمو العربي

الدعوه خاصه من مالك الموقع
رئيس مجلس الادارة

alSmow

تفضل
الموقع لتسجيل معنا

 

[Oz]

Yeah. Basically it's hebrew for "add 3 inches to the length of your penis"

 

[paul_valaru]

it's not hebrew, that is for sure, it is arabic



The peace on you and a mercy God Wbrkata
Good evening
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Yours bestrewed the advent
And yours incise 'Laashaaaar
And fumigate you Baahlaayaat the presence
Fnzhou your heroine and the perfumes
Only.. Not to receive you a meaning
Fthlwaa in your nearness Mjaalsnaa
She an Khaasa invitation
Who Smounaa for your eminence
Faaqblhaa and all the love and the estimation
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Your day a love and no he finishes
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The Arabic eminence

'Ldaaouhkhash who



sounds like spam to me

 

[Raven]

Its also fake....arabic goes from right to left, not left to right like western scripts do....dodgy mail you got there

 

[paul_valaru]

Its also fake....arabic goes from right to left, not left to right like western scripts do....dodgy mail you got there

no it is proper, just formatted wrong

 

[unclehobart]

It made more sense as Arabic scribble.

 

[Oz]

I don't like the idea of being pricked in me sciences

 

[StuTheWise]

Doggone spammers. Not even decent enough to send a link to a porn site!

 

[Gonz]

It's the original gimme your account number & I'll deposit $50,000,000. email.

 

[Uki Chick]

It's the original gimme your account number & I'll deposit $50,000,000. email.

And now they're sending it in foreign languages too. I say a few words in hebrew and in yiddish, and I feel like I'm coughing up a fur ball when I do.

 

[IDLEchild]

It made more sense as Arabic scribble.

Yup.

Is it even suppose to make sense in English?..I've read it twice and can't make heads or tails out of it.