Ku'u, Jan has better sense than I do. She doesn't spend all day on the computer instead of doing her work, and when she comes home at night she does things like knit or watch TV.
Then again, she might spend more time on the computer at night, if she didn't have to beat me away from it with a club every time... But I'm doing her a service, protecting her from a bad influence. Yeah... that's it.
She's trying to return the favor too. Last night she made me go to bed at 10:30pm!! To go to sleep!! I got so much sleep I don't know how to act this morning. It's just after 8:30am and I already have the dishes and laundry going.
You won't believe it! I had a witty response all made out, hit submit and the Internet went away!!! I swear! I've been trying to get back in for the last 15-20 minutes!
This is why Ards won't let me have the computer! Because I BROKE the Internet!
I beg your pardon, Ms Information? I just said you had to change the diaper. I didn't say anything about getting off the computer. I was perfectly happy sitting over there in my chair....... pining.