Yeah, I've got much better odds of seeing it than you, ya old fart. Isn't it time for your nap?
Wanna feel old? My daughter came home from school yesterday, and (we've had the birds and bees talk, and given her development, warned her that her first period could come at any time) and she says to me "Daddy, you were right". Well, I'm right about a lot of things, so I ask "Right about what, exactly". And she says" When you said I could get my period at any time, *sudden chest pain* (BTW, I'm sitting at the table eating during this) well Amy got hers *100lbs weight taken off chest* *notices that the Sword is still hanging jsut above*"
I could almost feel the colour receding from my hair.