Beloved Quotations

[ris]

he's a comedian, short round and northern.

 

[Scanty]

Blackadder, Bean, or something else?

It was a random sketch from a program called 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' back in the 80s I think. V funny

he's a comedian, short round and northern.

oh come now, he's so much more...

 

[whoreable]

bean is cool.

 

[MitchSchaft]

Get your own thread, hippies.

 

[unclehobart]

'Thats the rock where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.'

-Ralph Wiggum

 

[ris]

Blackadder, Bean, or something else?

It was a random sketch from a program called 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' back in the 80s I think. V funny

he's a comedian, short round and northern.

oh come now, he's so much more...

yeah, he's got a munkeh

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.

-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

"Do not let any one claim to be a true American if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics."
--George Washington

"The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference -- they deserve a place of honor with all that is good."
--George Washington

"Government is not reason. It is not eloquence. It is a force, like fire: a dangerous servant and a terrible master".
--George Washington

 

[Luis G]

a father can support 10 sons, but 10 sons can't support a father.
-chinesse proverb.

 

[Ardsgaine]

"People who think they know everything are especially annoying to those of us who do" - anon.

I have a plaque that says that. It was given to me by some friends in high school... It is so true, too.

 

[freako104]

just because one is omniscent does not make one wise(not sure who said that)

just cause your paranoid doesnt mean theyre not out to get you(not sure)

sticking feathers in your ass doesnt make you a chicken(fight club)

 

[Scanty]

sticking feathers in your butt, does not make you a chicken - chuck palahniuk.

sorry...can't help it...

I am

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man
knows himself to be a fool."

- William Shakespeare

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying
to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear not absence
of fear.

- Mark Twain

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

"Think you can, think you can't; either way, you'll be right."

- Henry Ford

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

"Without self-mastery he has no understanding of inner
power; without inner power, he has no peace; and without
peace, where is joy?"

-- Bhagavad Gita

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

- George Burns

 

[Professur]

God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

 

[nalani]

"God, make me chaste ... just not yet" -St. Augustine