If lollipops were outlawed, only criminals would suck.
Ugliest karma whore on the corner.
Jesus saves...Passes to Gretzky...Gretzky shoots...He SCORES!
proudly posting paranoid paragraphs w/max possible Karma points.
Last week, I left my 2 XP CD's on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.
coffee.exe missing. universe halted.
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
A mighty oak is the result of a nut that held its ground.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would a 80lb. carrot.