Bird Flu

[MrBishop]

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released a
list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please
seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

 

[Gonz]

That list looks like the flu.

WASHINGTON -- The United States banned poultry from mainland British Columbia on Monday because of a case of bird flu, though Canadian officials said it wasn't the virulent form in Southeast Asia blamed for more than 60 human deaths.

The governments of Taiwan, Japan and Hong Kong indicated they would take similar action.

SeattlePidotcom

We don't want no stinking Canadian birds.

 

[crystal scan]

that is scary

 

[HomeLAN]

Didja see it go right over their heads?

 

[Professur]

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released a
list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please
seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

A mutant strain of this disease has been given the common name of Chipries. At this time, the new strain is still untweetable.

 

[MrBishop]

Didja see it go right over their heads?

ZOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! The sound of a bird-flu joke flying over people's heads at MACH3


ahem...

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

 

[crystal scan]

A mutant strain of this disease has been given the common name of Chipries. At this time, the new strain is still untweetable.

good morning

 

[MrBishop]

A mutant strain of this disease has been given the common name of Chipries. At this time, the new strain is still untweetable.

 

[crystal scan]

ZOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! The sound of a bird-flu joke flying over people's heads at MACH3


ahem...

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

 

[HomeLAN]

Actually, I thought that was pretty good.

 

[crystal scan]

so who wants that new xbox360

 

[Professur]

so who wants that new xbox360

Not me, unless I can get my Sega Genesis games ported to it.

 

[Leslie]

That list looks like the flu.



SeattlePidotcom

We don't want no stinking Canadian birds.

We still have our insidious Goose invasion.

 

[crystal scan]

We still have our insidious Goose invasion.

good morning les

 

[Professur]

Shame we can't port bird flu to Monarch butterflies and be done with them.

 

[crystal scan]

Shame we can't port bird flu to Monarch butterflies and be done with them.

 

[Gonz]

What? You guys never shat on windshields when you're sick?

 

[crystal scan]

i hope i never get that bad deaise

 

[Inkara1]

A mutant strain of this disease has been given the common name of Chipries. At this time, the new strain is still untweetable.

That's why there's going to be a charity golf tournament next month to fund the search for a cure. They'll donate $10,000 for every birdie.