MrBishop
Well-Known Member
A blonde calls her boyfriend and tells him to come
over because she needs help with a jigsaw puzzle she
just got and she doesn't know where to start.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."
Then he held her hand softly, led her to a chair and
said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have
a cup of coffee, and then...." he sighed,
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
over because she needs help with a jigsaw puzzle she
just got and she doesn't know where to start.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."
Then he held her hand softly, led her to a chair and
said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have
a cup of coffee, and then...." he sighed,
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
