A BMW engineer dies & goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter
says "Since your cars have changed the world, you get to hang out with
anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thinks about it then says, "Great, I want to hang out with God." St. Peter takes him to
the Throne Room & introduces him to God. The engineer then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God replies, "Er, yes."
"Well," says the engineer, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention:
1) Too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2) Chatters constantly at high speeds.
3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4) The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
5) Maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replies God,"hold on."
God goes to his Celestial super computer, types in a few words and
waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper
and God reads it.
"Well, my invention may be flawed," God says to the engineer, "but
according to these numbers, there are still more men riding my invention
than yours."
says "Since your cars have changed the world, you get to hang out with
anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thinks about it then says, "Great, I want to hang out with God." St. Peter takes him to
the Throne Room & introduces him to God. The engineer then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God replies, "Er, yes."
"Well," says the engineer, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention:
1) Too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2) Chatters constantly at high speeds.
3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4) The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
5) Maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replies God,"hold on."
God goes to his Celestial super computer, types in a few words and
waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper
and God reads it.
"Well, my invention may be flawed," God says to the engineer, "but
according to these numbers, there are still more men riding my invention
than yours."
