A'ight? Yo' ass be in bed now but I be still down, still stealin' ridiculous-like phat stuff t' shake da damn uni. Da bomb!
Brotha' Jesus Christ! Whut da damn fuck dun did yo' ass steal £260 wort' o' booze 4? Don' u yo' ass plum bite drink off yo' parents likes da rest o' us? Wat wit' d'all masshup 4... can n' get fixup some der 'ota stylee? Wat 'bout ganga fixup - 'bout puffin' 50 t'roach aich an' den goin' skin-all dippin' in some lake wit' da fly girlies?
Be Rut' an' Maxine yo' bitches, Nick? Respect them an' they will suck yo' bone.
Paice an' Love, da dieselest mama fucka' in da world,
mOoF.