Brazilian town declares May 9 Orgasm Day...

[SexyBoo]

You plan days ahead??? Wow.

Yep, you gotta plan ahead when your boy toy travels during the week!

 

[Professur]

Does he take your hands with him?

 

[SexyBoo]

No - I just prefer him to Bob or my hands!

 

[Professur]

in my eyes yes.

I read recently that a cum shot in the eyes is actually quite painful, and irritating .... in more that the usual "Stupid bastard, you came in my eyes" sort of way. Anyone able to confirm this?

 

[tonksy]

You know...that is really taking my words out of context.

 

[Inkara1]

Well, you know, it makes sense that it would hurt to get a shot of cum in the eyes. Isn't jizz supposed to be salty? If so, the saline content would suck the moisture out of the eyes, and that would hurt like a motherfucker.

 

[Professur]

Dunno. someone try it out and let us know.

 

[tonksy]

Does it have to be an open eye?

 

[Professur]

Um ... yeah, I'd expect so.

 

[tonksy]

Oh...I was almost game.

 

[Professur]

Wel, if you get up the nerve, have some Visine handy. Send me the bill.

Oh, forgot to mention. Remember how V3.0's feet were all cracked and peeling? That cream for the tattoo, Aquaphor, worked wonders on it. I picked up a second tube will I was in Platsburg a couple of weeks back. Meant to mention it. Thanks for the intro to it. It's the first cream he doesn't complain about having put on.

 

[tonksy]

For the visine or my services rendered?

 

[Professur]

The visine, of course. You know what they call girls that take money for "services rendered" doncha?

 

[tonksy]

Smart? Married?

 

[Professur]

Waitresses.

 

[tonksy]

Been there...