brazillian wax-does it itch?

[breaky]

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!
I ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!
AND IT FEELS GREAT!!!!!!!

so smooth and soft
why didn't i do this earlier?

 

[Kawaii]

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!
I ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!
AND IT FEELS GREAT!!!!!!!

so smooth and soft
why didn't i do this earlier?

Mind if i have a look at that? Just to, uh, be sure. Yeah, that's it. [/doctorish voice]

 

[Urlysis]

OOh OOH OOOHHH!
Take pic..........UM Nevermind I lost control of my gutter side for a minute there.
Oh screw it take pictures

 

[Professur]

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!
I ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!
AND IT FEELS GREAT!!!!!!!

so smooth and soft
why didn't i do this earlier?

Smooth as a newborn, eh?

 

[BeardofPants]

*resident wimp sidles in*

So, how much did it hurt? Shaving is such an arse of a job, but the one time I tried to wax my legs ...!

 

[Professur]

I do the missus'. I think she likes the attention.

 

[breaky]

*resident wimp sidles in*

So, how much did it hurt? Shaving is such an arse of a job, but the one time I tried to wax my legs ...!

it didn't hurt me at all, but i must admit i'm not a very hairy human anyway, they told me that it would take about 40 minutes, it was over in 10 minutesenough time to have a cigarette and beer before my boy picked me up (i hope no one saw the first comment, how embarrassing )

 

[Aunty Em]

Oh boy, I feel dumb. Now where did I leave my brain....

Even "innuendo" has a meaning here... the word that is...

 

[CydCharisse]

according to a short article in the Nov. 03 issue of QG, men are saying they miss the natural "bush"

 

[Professur]

Funny, I thought most people were tired of Bush.

 

[CydCharisse]

not that Bush

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well, seems there's no beating about the bush in this thread

 

[breaky]

ummmm, have i missed something or did she strip away some of my brain cells along with the hair i've always been told my brains lie in my .....

 

[AlphaTroll]

Were they trying to imply that you have a particularly low IQ with such a comment?

 

[breaky]

i think so, but i haven't managed to work it out just yet i figure they meant it was about 80, that is 80cm from the ground

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well, maybe they meant that you always seem open to new ideas?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Oh boy, I feel dumb. Now where did I leave my brain....

Hello, good evening and welcome to the very final edition of your favourite television quiz programme Spot the Braincell. Thirty minutes of cheerful ritual humiliation of the old and greedy. And could we have our first contestant, please!

 

[breaky]

braincell?....you mean they actually exist?...wow
pick me! pick me!! me!!! me!!!! me!!!!!
humiliate meeeeee!!!!!!!
unfortunately i probably would understand it anyway

 

[Aunty Em]

Hmm... I'm just having lunch and was thinking that pea and ham soup goes well with this thread... cos I'm peeing myself laughing and breaky's a real ham!...

 

[AlphaTroll]

I probably should have mentioned it, but that was a Monty Python quote (which BoP should get in a sec anyway).