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[SouthernN'Proud]

Whaddya have against owls?

Nothing. I'm just trying to piss off the hippee freak fringe types who sober up long enough to proclaim we're killing the planet every time we blink. They seem to have a penchant for protecting owls.

 

[Professur]

I like owls. They don't shit on my car, and they eat mice. That's two points in their favour for me.

 

[Gonz]

Use paper bags. Yes, trees are replaceable but the Sierra club doesn't know that. As for owls...if they need a special tree just to get some, they ought to go extinct.

 

[Aunty Em]

*Wonders when Gonz will be extinct*...

 

[unclehobart]

I saw a young redtail hawk gnawing on a rabbit along a busy motorway not an hour ago.

 

[Professur]

Noone stopped to claim the pelt?

 

[chcr]

Noone stopped to claim the pelt?

Or the meat? Them's good eatin'.

 

[Gonz]

*Wonders when Gonz will be extinct*...

I said, LOOK I GOT WOOD, not I need woods

 

[markjs]

This is a local joke from a place here in Washington called Forks:

Spotted owl kind of tastes like bald eagle!

 

[Gonz]

At least it doesn't taste like chicken.

 

[unclehobart]

I wasn't about to take the rabbit away from that hawk. He landed it fair and square. Besides... theres probably a protection law for the thing.