freako104
Well-Known Member
my friends sent this to me. its funny cause its true
> Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family
> member lay gravely ill.
>
> Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the
> bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only
> hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
> experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance
> will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain
> yourselves".
>
> The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
>
> After a great length of time, someone asked "Well, how much does a brain
> cost?"
>
> The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
> female brain".
>
> The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
> eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
>
> A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
> everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
> group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
> price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
>
> Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family
> member lay gravely ill.
>
> Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the
> bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only
> hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
> experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance
> will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain
> yourselves".
>
> The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
>
> After a great length of time, someone asked "Well, how much does a brain
> cost?"
>
> The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
> female brain".
>
> The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
> eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
>
> A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
> everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
> group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
> price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
>