buying a brain

[freako104]

my friends sent this to me. its funny cause its true





> Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family
> member lay gravely ill.
>
> Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the
> bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only
> hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
> experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance
> will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain
> yourselves".
>
> The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
>
> After a great length of time, someone asked "Well, how much does a brain
> cost?"
>
> The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
> female brain".
>
> The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
> eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
>
> A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
> everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
> group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
> price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
>

 

[The_Lost_Enigma]

I'm offended by that, but ya it's true.

Also, I heard a similar one from my 6th grade math teacher.

In the future, a guy is walking down the street and sees brain store. He thinks, 'I could use a new brain', so he goes into the store and see's three brains in jars. One is of a doctor, it costs 50 thousand dollars. The next one is from the last president, 50 million dollars. The last one of of a 6th grade math student, 50 billion dollars. He is shocked by this price and asks the clerk, 'Why is this kid's brain so expensive?'. The clerk replies, 'It's new, never been used'.

He didn't like us much.

 

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