Can anyone believe this book?

[Luis G]

some quotes from the reviews

You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.

In fact, I'm constricting it right now as I write this, and I've been doing it all day, almost non-stop. Certainly totalling upwards of 1000 times.

Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

Even as I sit and type this review I am busy constricting my anus and counting, 80,81,82,83....... ooops!

 

[Scanty]

Well, I don't know about you lot but I'll be doing mine everday.

 

[unclehobart]

You going to be taping that? I've got a fiver in me pocket not doing anything particular. *nudge*

 

[PT]

Hmm, butt clenches to remove depression. Wonder if it works for assholes.

 

[Scanty]

goddammotherfuckergivemethekeysyoufuckingcocksuckeraaaarggggghhhhhh

 

[greenfreak]

...does it mention anything about getting hemmhoroids after constricting your anus 100 times a day for years??

that is so freaky... I forwarded the link to some people in the office, they're all laughing right now

 

[kuulani]

I unconsciously started to clench mine

 

[Luis G]

you too?

 

[[b]]

Gay men have been doing that for years. I'm just pissed off I didn't write a book about it first.

 

[stingray_sting]

who here hasnt tightented their but after reading that?

 

[Luis G]

^^