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[Gotnolegs]

So who said Chivalry was dead?

 

[chcr]

Am I going too fast for you honey?

Give me a light, dammit.

 

[Uki Chick]

Wait till I catch up to you.........This is going to hurt you more than me!

 

[SexyBoo]

Why couldn't we have just brought sleeping bags to sleep in, you idiot?!

 

[paul_valaru]

hey, I went to the celine dion concert, I think it's a fair trade honey.

 

[tonksy]

"if you think it was a straw that broke the camel's back you're mistaken, buddy...it was his pissed off wife!"

 

[unclehobart]

Ethel was diasspointed that Harvey had yet to notice her special $90 'psycho fro' spectacular permanent that she had done at the hair emporium 'Turn Your Head an Coif'. Harvey on the other hand was still adamant about not asking for directions.

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

He contemplated his final moments as he savored one last cigarette, knowing it wouldn't be long now before the flames from the bonfire were leaping around him as he struggled against the ropes bonding him to the stake.

 

[paul_valaru]

"I bet you'll never bring another feminist book into my house"

 

[freako104]

you said you wanted more exercise.

 

[Gotnolegs]

Out of fear she was going to lose him Jill worked hard to satisfy Gregg's marijuana habit...

 

[AlphaTroll]

When you said "Little Lovenest" this isn't quite what I had in mind.

 

[tonksy]

Out of fear she was going to lose him Jill worked hard to satisfy Gregg's marijuana habit...

whoa! time to cut back, dude...

 

[freako104]

one good whack should kill him.........................

 

[Inkara1]

Renee continued to glare at Bob, tired of having to carry the firewood and continue Bob's little worker's-comp lie. Funny, she thought, how his "back is too tweaked to work," but he's perfectly capable of three minutes of bad sex. But the joke's on him: the baby she's carrying isn't his--well, she's 90 percent sure.

(If you didn't notice she's pregnant, look a little closer at the picture.)