Cat in the Hat Reveiw (funny)

[Wacky Nacky]

On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 19:30:00 PST, in rec.humor.funny
[email protected] (Mark Krosky) wrote:

:I will not watch it on TV,
:I will not watch on DVD.
:I will not watch on VHS,
:I will not watch on CBS.
:
:I will not watch it in a car,
:I will not watch it in a bar.
:I will not watch it with my dad,
:I will not watch it when I'm sad.
:
:I will not watch it in my bed,
:I will not watch with my friend Fred.
:I will not watch it on a box,
:I will not watch it shown on FOX.
:
:I will not watch it on a table,
:I will not watch when it's on cable.
:I will not watch it in a chair,
:I will not watch it anywhere.
:
:I wish I had not paid eight bucks,
:This movie really really sucks.

 

[fi]

Watch what...?

 

[Wacky Nacky]

Well, the title of the thread is "Cat in the Hat Reveiw (funny) " sooooo... The Cat in the Hat movie.

 

[fi]

Well, the title of the thread is "Cat in the Hat Reveiw (funny) " sooooo... The Cat in the Hat movie.

Ah, and here I was thinking I was being ironic.

 

[chcr]

 

[CydCharisse]

The movie was stupid, though I almost squirted soda through my nose with the "You dirty hoe" line

 

[Inkara1]

One recurring line I hear from critics is that the "you dirty hoe" kind of jokes don't belong in anything related to Dr. Seuss.

 

[Green Stickers]

One recurring line I hear from critics is that the "you dirty hoe" kind of jokes don't belong in anything related to Dr. Seuss.

neither does this
but seriously .. when does that line come in?
i haven't seen it, maybe now i won't

 

[Wacky Nacky]

I wish to know where it comes in as well :$