Circumcision

[[b]]

unc,

anytime you want. atlanta isn't that far of a drive...just don't let any of the ladies on here know, they might be jealous...

 

[unclehobart]

Don't fool yourself. All of the women here hate me. Theyre just nice to me so they can get in my pants. *sniff* I have feelings too... wheres the love?

 

[Jeslek]

Oh gee, you two make a lovely couple.

 

[[b]]

oh, well i wasn't talking about them being jealous of the fact you were taken...

*remembers rolling on the floor with at least four hot women earlier in the week*

 

[[b]]

with you ll, we'd make a lovely threesome....

 

[Jeslek]

Mh.... The ladies might get viscious with you two if you steal me from them...

 

[[b]]

ah hell. i hear an orgy brewing....

 

[Jeslek]

 

[unclehobart]

I can just see LL in character ... in a tight blue uniform strutting down the aisle saying 'coffee, tea, or me?'

 

[Jeslek]

UncleH, kiss me.

 

[unclehobart]

shave first

 

[Jeslek]

I have, this morning. And my hair is short too. Can we kiss now?

 

[unclehobart]

no no... not the face. think harder.

 

[Jeslek]

no no... not the face. think harder.

I don't have hair on my chest and belly. Mhh.... long hair can't bother you.

N O. And I don't see what has that got to do with you kissing me.

 

[[b]]

see unc, that proves he's not gay

 

[Jeslek]

Am I missing something here?

 

[[b]]

Yup...unless I'm missing something

*checks*

nope, I got everything I need...

 

[Jeslek]

Shaving down there is not healthy. And it looks odd. It must feel odd too. And I don't see what that has to do with kissing. Unless you want to jump right in head first...

 

[unclehobart]

I think we should strap him to a matress, cover his naughty bits with half and half, reslease a box of kittens on him ... just to see if he giggles in delight.

 

[Jeslek]

You are weird. You know that?