Coffee and toast

[chcr]

Talk about thread drift. ROTFL

I start reading about toast and coffee for breakfast, drift on to beer--- which is the breakfast of champions --- and wind up with time zones?

Welcome to our dysfunctional little universe.

 

[Winky]

Well then it is incumbent upon you to assist by
driving this thread off a cliff!
Breakfast Beer time zones...

Take it away, Tejas!

 

[unclehobart]

How 'bout those Colts?

How 'bout those Iraqis?

How 'bout pretty flowers?

How about this random growth on my neck?

When was the first time you (verb) a (noun)?

My birthmark is ...

Lets discuss the sexual depravity of (celebrity).

Anyone been to Vermont lately?

I remember when grandpa sat me down and told me ...

My favorite pie is...

I wish (country) would just fall off the tree and die.

Lets discuss.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Okey, dokey.

Damn, the Packers are being handed their asses by the Vikings.

The sun is shining here in East Texas.

The weather guessers are saying "snow flurries?" here next weekend.

And, it's only 41 days 'til the Daytona 500.
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How's that? hehehe

 

[Inkara1]

How about this random growth on my neck?

Did you make that one up, or is there really a growth on your neck?

 

[Winky]

To go with his broke-down ankle!

 

[unclehobart]

Did you make that one up, or is there really a growth on your neck?

Actually, its on my back. The only growth on my neck is my zit of a cranium.

 

[Inkara1]

What's the story with the growth on your back?

 

[unclehobart]

Simple cyst.

 

[Inkara1]

Ever hear of a pilonidal cyst? I've had one of those since late 1999. I'd say it's a real pain the the ass (har har) but I'm one of the lucky few who's not in terrible pain from it.

 

[A.B.Normal]

I've got me some coffee + gingerbread house

And where are Hansel and Gretel?

 

[Gato_Solo]

Bah. Slackers all.

Proper breakfast...

1 cup of coffee
1 BLT


Proper lunch...

1 20oz bottle of Dr. Pepper
1 sammich of your choice


Dinner is at the discretion of the appetite.

 

[unclehobart]

Bah..

proper breakfast:

2 espressos
8 cups of coffee
sliced tomato overlaid with fried queso fresco and hot sauce
leftover pizza

proper lunch:

6 pack

 

[Gato_Solo]

Bah..

proper breakfast:

2 espressos
8 cups of coffee
sliced tomato overlaid with fried queso fresco and hot sauce
leftover pizza

proper lunch:

6 pack

No wonder you're such a hit with the ladies. After 2 espressos and 8 cups of coffee, you've most likely changed into a human vibrator.

 

[unclehobart]

I don't feel it until I hit the third pot. Thats just to get rolling in the morning with minimal adrenal surge.

 

[kuulani]

I haven't eaten anything all day.
I would love some coffee and toast.

 

[kuulani]

Bah..

proper breakfast:

2 espressos
8 cups of coffee

that's one hell of a laxative!!

 

[Leslie]

I made chicken and barley stew tonight. It's goin down just about as well as coffee and toast in the morning.

 

[Inkara1]

Last time I had anything with barley in it--Campbell's Chunky Beef Barley soup--it gave me the raunchiest gas I'd ever had in my whole life.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Last time I had anything with barley in it, I got nicely tipsy...