Colorful nails for cats...

Hell, my cats would have those off and chewed to pieces in 30 seconds :D

Some folks have fucked up ideas..........
 
There are 2 ways to keep cats from scratching up your furniture...

1. Declaw the cat. If you do this, you can never let your cat outside again. Never...
2. Don't have a cat. ;)
 
Gato_Solo said:
There are 2 ways to keep cats from scratching up your furniture...

1. Declaw the cat. If you do this, you can never let your cat outside again. Never...
2. Don't have a cat. ;)

Oh, there is a third way.........the first time you see the cat clawing at yer fixtures and fittings, give in a hefty whack with a rolled up newspaper......it soon learns not to do it again ;)
 
Oz said:
Oh, there is a third way.........the first time you see the cat clawing at yer fixtures and fittings, give in a hefty whack with a rolled up newspaper......it soon learns not to do it again ;)

At least not while you're around...
 
Keep trimming the nails. You can buy a nice nail-clipper for cats and a box of band-aids. You'll need both...and maybe a Tetnus shot, about a pint of Blood (your type), a Flobotemist, some pain killers...beyond that, you're all set.

or.

Buy about 2-3 large bottle of JD and lean back on your desecrated couch...you won't mind at all. I swear!
 
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