Colts remain undefeated

MrBishop

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DALLAS—Indianapolis Colts players and coaches informed reporters that their team still remains undefeated despite their poor showing against the Dallas Cowboys last Sunday, claiming that the Colts had in fact beaten themselves with a poor offense and a defense that collapsed in the latter part of the second half and had, therefore, technically won. "Let's get this straight—the only team capable of beating the Indianapolis Colts is the Indianapolis Colts. And, since we clearly did so, it follows logically that we're still undefeated," said Colts head coach Tony Dungy during a post-game press conference, adding that he is pleased that his team is still leading the American Football Conference by two games. "I have to tell you, it feels good to be 10-0. It might not have been pretty, but a win's a win." Dungy said he has already told his players to forget about this week's victory, and stressed that he was concentrating on making the playoffs and "hardly wasting any time whatsoever" thinking about staying undefeated.

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*Can't think of anything nice to say and decides to wander off before exploding in either fits of meniacal laughter or vicious expletives.
 
MrBishop said:
T'was an Onion link. I figured that making fun of the Colts would cheer you up :)
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It just reminded me of how they only have one loss :/
Profs right, I don't have much of a sense of humor when it comes to the Cults.
Gonz? I was on the road for that charming display...but they lost to the Saints so I can't say I am upset or surprised.
 
Grossman is looking great, eh? Hopefully he keeps the turnover fest going next week (I'm going to Chicago to see the Vikings-Bears on Sunday!)
 
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