Condemned Man....

[Janimal]

Hey Ards honey - put your face REEEAAAL close to the screen...

Sure... there you go. Slap away...

Huh? Yeah, it's my face... honest....

Notice folks, that he's brave an all while I'm at work.

 

[Luis G]

 

[Ardsgaine]

Notice folks, that he's brave an all while I'm at work.

Oh, yeah... sure. Like I didn't do the same thing last night while you were here.

Hurry home honey...

 

[kuulani]

And the cycle continues ...

 

[nalani]

s Nalani for making jokes I can't understand, but most of all for making this thread about her nipples:

And thus the cycle starts again...

hey .. you can't bitchslap me .. you can twist my nipples, but you can't bitchslap me

:

 

[Ardsgaine]

hey .. you can't bitchslap me .. you can twist my nipples, but you can't bitchslap me

:

*sigh*

oh, alright... :twists Nalani's nipples like he's turning a radio dial:

Say, this is kinda fun... umm... no one tell Jan about this, okay?

 

[nalani]

"Tune In Tokyo" comes to mind

*bitchslaps Ards for twisting my nipples without Jan's approval*

 

[Janimal]

*bitchslaps Ards for nipple-twisting Na without my permission*

*double-bitchslaps him for picking on me while I'm using the computer!*

 

[Professur]

I could never knowingly injure a breast. That'd be like ... like crushing a puppy's skull with my bare hands.

 

[Ardsgaine]

I could never knowingly injure a breast. That'd be like ... like crushing a puppy's skull with my bare hands.

If you do it right, it doesn't hurt. You just sort of roll it between your index finger and thumb; not too hard, but you can get as much as a full turn without injury. Of course, the size of the nipple is a factor. Larger ones are easier to grip, and can be twisted further without causing pain. When OTC takes its show to Europe, I'll give nipple-twisting seminars to help bring in cash... but only with Janimal's permission, of course.

It won't be as big a draw as Unc's magic finger seminars, but I'll do what I can for the good of the community. Perhaps we should make nipple-twisting a prereq...

 

[Nixy]

If you do it right, it doesn't hurt. You just sort of roll it between your index finger and thumb; not too hard, but you can get as much as a full turn without injury.

*getting all turned on thinking about when brainsoft does this to her*

he is right, that is SO good!

 

[nalani]

*gasp*

*gulp*

*goes away from this thread*







twist on .. I mean, rock on ...