2minkey
bootlicker
need extra cash? tired of living in your moms basement? would you like to fight for freedom, earn a pittance, AND irritate the local police? well, this craigslist gig is for you! no work ethic required. all it takes is a hyperdeveloped sense of self-righteousness and rampant ignorance.
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http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Cop-...cal-police-to-do-bad-behavior--228274071.html