Cops

Jeslek

Banned
I was coming out of the public library this morning, all cheery and not a care in the world, but while I am walking to my car, I see in the distance... a cop writing a ticket for illegal parking!!!

I walk up to him and say "come on man, give me a break!". He just looks at me from under him helmet, smirks, and continues writing the ticket as if I wasn't even there.

I got really mad so I called him a pig. He looked at me wide-eyed and started writing a second ticket for worn out tires and no seat belts....

I then continued to call him a pencil necked nazi. He retorted by writing yet again another ticket,. I didn't care! I was on a roll and anyway... my car was parked about 10 feet from this one.

I try and make life a little more interesting every day. :D
 
No, you're simply a twit. You just cost some poor shmoe you never even met a few hundred bucks. I sincerely hope that someone, somtime, returns the favor.
 
It is a joke... Hence under the Entertainment forum.

I wouldn't deliberately cause someone to lose money unless they really, really pissed me off or if we're gambling.
 
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