Court Reprimands New Delhi

[highwayman]

Damn, the libs ahem monkeys have over run this city...



http://www.redorbit.com/news/odditi...lhi_over_monkeys/index.html?source=r_oddities

NEW DELHI - A top court reprimanded authorities in the Indian capital for failing to stop hundreds of monkeys from terrifying residents, news reports said Thursday.

As forest cover around New Delhi has shrunk, the city has struggled with a growing simian population. Government buildings, temples and many residential neighborhoods are overrun by hundreds of Rhesus macaques. The animals will occasionally snatch food from unsuspecting passers-by and even bite them.

 

[spike]

How is this a liberal-conservative issue?

What, would conservatives just have shot all the monkeys in the head?

 

[highwayman]

How is this a liberal-conservative issue?

After reading this and looking at your AV there is no doupt of the conection...

 

[chcr]

How is this a liberal-conservative issue?

What, would conservatives just have shot all the monkeys in the head?

Everybody knows that monkeys are all liberals, jeez.

Anarchist, poo flinging bastiches!

 

[Professur]

The liberal monkeys are the ones that come down from the trees. The conservative ones stay up there.

 

[spike]

Monkeys are cool.

 

[Professur]

They're ignorant, smelly, and shit everywhere. Reminds me of some people I know.

 

[spike]

I've never really met one up close but they got to be as fun as a dog.

 

[chcr]

The liberal monkeys are the ones that come down from the trees. The conservative ones stay up there.

 

[highwayman]

Until you have to change the diapers. Diapers are required if one is kept inside, unless you don't mind them shitting all over the place...

 

[Gonz]

How is this a liberal-conservative issue?

What, would conservatives just have shot all the monkeys in the head?

If they want to be on my property, they hafta pay rent. If they don't pay rent, shhot the little bastards.

 

[Professur]

I've never really met one up close but they got to be as fun as a dog.

NEVER!!! A dog looks up to humans and loves them. A monkey thinks it's a human's equal and wants to act like them.

 

[spike]

My cat thinks it is our equal also.

 

[Professur]

Then you've a very strange cat. Most of them think they're your superior.

 

[tonksy]

Why does it always come down to poo flinging? Chic? Time to change back to the old av?