Cozy little cottage for sale

[Sharky]

For only $22,000,000

 

[Sharky]

Hey, this one is right down the road in Destin, FL.

A bargain at only $3,800,000!

 

[Sharky]

For the seriously high rollers . . .

9 Bedrooms
14 Bathrooms
5 Half Bath(s)

Features include: 11 fireplace(s), 16 garages, .7 mile private drive, two par-three golf holes, 3,500 square foot golf green, a golf simulator

Interior features include: 19 theater seats and a 3,200-bottle wine cellar.
Amenities include: and an indoor pool and spa.


38,000 approximate square feet. 8 buildings.

210 acre lot.

 

[Sharky]

Dream on.

 

[chcr]

First I'd have to get the staff to approve the staff quarters. They have standards, you understand.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Third one is reeeeediculous. 9 bedrooms and only 14 bathrooms? Suppose I become, dare-I-say, incontinent in my old age!

 

[Gonz]

11 fireplace(s)

Where's Al Gore?

 

[highwayman]

Wonder if any of them will take a post dated check, for say 3018...

 

[Aunty Em]

Hmm, I think you guys have some issues with the words "cozy", "little" and "cottage"...

 

[Gonz]

In the land o' plenty, those words take on slightly elevated meanings.

 

[tonksy]

I wouldn't want something that big...what if you misplace your keys?

 

[Gonz]

That's what man/maid servants are for

 

[tonksy]

So not only do you want the house but you want the cash it takes to actually run the motherfucker? Dream on, there Gonz...dream on.

 

[highwayman]

I'll take the cash and Gonz can handle the maintenence...

 

[tonksy]

I'll take the cash and fix this joint up.

 

[Camelyn]

I'll take the land it's on, they can keep the house. 20 acres, right next to a national forest...

 

[Gonz]

I'll take the cash and Gonz can handle the maintenence...

No thanks....my plate is already quite full....went today & bought my firstest ever table saw & router (guess where my winter is being spent)

 

[IDLEchild]

Scarier are the maintenence fees. You need twice the amount of the sale price just to keep these monsters going for just a couple of years.

Though it would be nice to blast a dookie in one bathroom, wash up in the second and dry hands in the third.

 

[Sharky]

The electric bill alone is probably more than I make in a month.

 

[kellyg]

I REFUSE to lower my standards to live in one of those hovels!