SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
OK, just for giggles. Say you got convicted of 26 plastic fork murders at an orphanage. Dey gonna fry you in three days. You get one last meal. No cost restrictions, but you have to be able to eat most of it. Also bear in mind that prisons will not allow alcohol with the meal. What ya havin'?
Mine
6 deep fried frog legs, with ketchup
12 oz filet mignon wrapped in bacon, cooked almost but not quite medium rare
Baked sweet tater with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon
1 each sliced red and yellow t'mater
Sweet corn on the cob
Small salad (lettuce, red t'mater, onion, green pepper, cuke, carrots, radishes, cheddar, raisins, bacon bits, sunflower seeds, pepperoni and pineapple) with Italian vinagrette and saltine crackers
2 large hush puppies
2 slices Texas toast, buttered
1 slice each German chocolate cake, lemon merangue (sp?) pie, and blackberry cobbler
Pitcher of tart lemonade and 2 litre ice cold Mountain Dew
Take me, I'm yours.
Mine
6 deep fried frog legs, with ketchup
12 oz filet mignon wrapped in bacon, cooked almost but not quite medium rare
Baked sweet tater with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon
1 each sliced red and yellow t'mater
Sweet corn on the cob
Small salad (lettuce, red t'mater, onion, green pepper, cuke, carrots, radishes, cheddar, raisins, bacon bits, sunflower seeds, pepperoni and pineapple) with Italian vinagrette and saltine crackers
2 large hush puppies
2 slices Texas toast, buttered
1 slice each German chocolate cake, lemon merangue (sp?) pie, and blackberry cobbler
Pitcher of tart lemonade and 2 litre ice cold Mountain Dew
Take me, I'm yours.