Create your own last meal

SouthernN'Proud

Southern Discomfort
OK, just for giggles. Say you got convicted of 26 plastic fork murders at an orphanage. Dey gonna fry you in three days. You get one last meal. No cost restrictions, but you have to be able to eat most of it. Also bear in mind that prisons will not allow alcohol with the meal. What ya havin'?



Mine

6 deep fried frog legs, with ketchup
12 oz filet mignon wrapped in bacon, cooked almost but not quite medium rare
Baked sweet tater with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon
1 each sliced red and yellow t'mater
Sweet corn on the cob
Small salad (lettuce, red t'mater, onion, green pepper, cuke, carrots, radishes, cheddar, raisins, bacon bits, sunflower seeds, pepperoni and pineapple) with Italian vinagrette and saltine crackers
2 large hush puppies
2 slices Texas toast, buttered
1 slice each German chocolate cake, lemon merangue (sp?) pie, and blackberry cobbler
Pitcher of tart lemonade and 2 litre ice cold Mountain Dew



Take me, I'm yours.
 
This is just silly, I'd never commit 26 plastic fork murders at an orphanage...I'd use plastic knifes :D

Anyway, last meal:

- Lobster and crab dip with toasted pita bread
- Mom's homemade mac and cheese with ketchup
- Grilled cheese sandwich made with texas toast bread, real butter, processed cheese slices, 5 pieces of not too crispy bacon and ketchup for dipping
- Sweet potato fries and chicken fingers (both deep fried, not baked) with spicey mayo for the fries and plum sauce for the chicken
- Parmesan Chicken Bowties from Jack Astor's (hold the sundried tomatoes)
- Fruit smoothie made with mixed berries, banana, raspberry yogurt, milk and ice
- One slice each of black forest cake and caramel cheesecake
- Small Skor Blizzard
 
Someting thast interacts badly with whatever method of death they provide & smells bad on the return express.
 
Gimme a McDonald's breakfast...a steak egg & cheese bagel, two sausage burritos, three hash browns, and a large diet coke. (since I don't do well with sugar :p)

Oh, and lace it with cyanide.

with any luck, they'll be so far from a McDonald's and a cyanide factory, I'll have time to plan my escape...
 
Boiled shrimp
Fried shrimp
Grilled shrimp
Shrimp Scampi
Shrimp Rolls
Shrimp toast
Stuffed shrimp
Shrimp fajitas
Shrimp dip
Shrimp tempura


Yeah...I have a shrimp allergy.
 
Boiled shrimp
Fried shrimp
Grilled shrimp
Shrimp Scampi
Shrimp Rolls
Shrimp toast
Stuffed shrimp
Shrimp fajitas
Shrimp dip
Shrimp tempura


Yeah...I have a shrimp allergy.

So did my ex's best friend... didn't stop her from getting a bunch of shrimp at Red Lobster anyway. Regularly.

Loud, annoying and not very smart... I could only stand that friend in small doses.
 
mine would certainly include

foie gras
squash soup with creme fraiche
a sleazy cheeseburger
some panang curry made spicy/hot as all fuck
four vicodin
a chilled 12-ounce glass of chopin potato vodka
and a bunch of cigarettes
 
mine would certainly include

foie gras
squash soup with creme fraiche
a sleazy cheeseburger
some panang curry made spicy/hot as all fuck
four vicodin
a chilled 12-ounce glass of chopin potato vodka
and a bunch of cigarettes

No alcohol allowed...and I'm pretty sure vicodin would be forbidden too :shrug:
 
3 maine lobster tails
2 jersey white corn on the cob
2 jersey beef stock tomota's with vinegar on the side
a bowl of Mom's homemade vegtable soup
and a slice of keylime pie
 
Then add a mango mojito to the beginning of my meal and a Samuel Adams chocolate bock to the end for dessert.
 
and at that point we might as well throw in some version of "happy ending." though, after four vicodin and all that booze... the might not even need to fire up "old sparky."
 
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