Cyber Sex - a funny story -

[A.B.Normal]

man...if i had a nickel for every penis shot i was emailed....in some states i could still make a phone call.

Umm ,are you asking for them,not that I'm offering,but you can bet some on the net/OTC would offer them to you.

 

[BeardofPants]

I really like those bash ones.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?​

And then...

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something​

 

[PrincessLissa]

That is funny. THe SO is a big RPG guy so he will think it's great!

 

[tonksy]

man...if i had a nickel for every penis shot i was emailed....in some states i could still make a phone call.

nono...i'm good. no photo's needed.

 

[BeardofPants]

nono...i'm good. no photo's needed.

Wait... is that sound the sound of a million bubbles being burst all at once?

 

[tonksy]

Wait... is that sound the sound of a million bubbles being burst all at once?

after all, i do have rob in the fuzzy pink bikini...what more could i want?

 

[BeardofPants]

after all, i do have rob in the fuzzy pink bikini...what more could i want?

Indeed.

 

[Professur]

after all, i do have rob in the fuzzy pink bikini...what more could i want?

How much to have it blown up and displayed at the BBQ?

 

[HomeLAN]

Whatever it is, I'll double it to prevent that.

 

[tonksy]

this situation seems...lucrative.

 

[BeardofPants]

*offers to chip in to the HomeLan fund

 

[chcr]

I'd like to pony up on the Prof side.

 

[HomeLAN]

So...we have a woman who doesn't want to see Rob in a pink fuzzy bikini and a middle-aged dude from Tennessee who does....

Certainly, this should be telling us something about somebody....

 

[tonksy]

for an extra $50 i can throw in ponytails and a pair of matching pink slippers.

 

[Professur]

I've got 15.

 

[Gonz]

$20. here

 

[tonksy]

that leaves $15.

 

[Professur]

Damnit, who taught her to count?

 

[tonksy]

better hush before i add on the 5% smartass tax

 

[Inkara1]

...and a mandatory 15 percent gratuity.