Dear Saddam. Best wishes.

[Professur]

Thanks to Aunty for the idea. I wanna hear all your wishes for Saddam.

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish him a nice fat boil on his butt.





Let's keep it creative, clean, and one to a post please.

 

[Gonz]

May your mustache rot from the inside & the screams of your victims drive you mad, slowly. I also wish your sons incontinence & infertile short lives.

 

[Leslie]

may the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.

 

[fury]

Gimme all your money and then die.

 

[HomeLAN]

May you die of colon cancer in a region of the world where pain killers are as yet undiscovered.

 

[Aunty Em]

May your balls shrivel and your hair fall out... oh hang on ... I think that already happened!

 

[madrin]

May you find yourself walking naked alone in the desert without water, and at the mercy of a pack of particularly amourous hyenas.

 

[Professur]

So far Leslie's in the lead.

 

[chcr]

As I mentioned in another thread, the worst we can think of will be nowhere near what he deserves.

 

[Professur]

Then we need to get more inventive. From what I've heard, his torturers are very inventive.

 

[Q]

May you eat the shit of the 1000 camels, whose fleas Leslie has already inflicted on your armpits...

 

[Q]

and may the shit be infested with intestinal parasites

 

[Spirit]

May you receive all you have given.

 

[A.B.Normal]

May you receive all you have given.

 

[Aunty Em]

In my philosophy it comes back 9 fold.

 

[Gonz]

HEY!! HEY!!! He said one post per...

 

[Q]

I had to beef mine up after he said we weren't inventive enough.

 

[unclehobart]

May you be cast naked into a swimming pool full of double edge razor blades and then doused in rubbing alcohol... and then offered a lit cigar. *FooF*

 

[Aunty Em]

Inventive huh? OK, may you be spreadeagled naked next to an ant hill and your private parts doused in honey.....

 

[Leslie]

*hopes if she wins the prize is a Cinnabon*