Deep Thoughts

[Q]

Jeez, I hope not. It's part of the feminine mistake.....I mean mistique

 

[Squiggy]

All I really want to know is how the hell a stork gets out of that little hole carrying a baby? The rest is irrelevant.....

 

[Q]

No...the scary part is that the stork is flying around holding the baby by the diaper and it's OPEN. Don't storks smell with their beaks?

 

[Squiggy]

I don't know...but they eat with their pecker....

 

[Q]

Well that explains a few things

 

[markjs]

Think about the statement " It's the same difference!"

 

[Q]

AHHHH....POACHER!




Hi Mark

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Q]

 

[Gonz]

On Topic-

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuch could chuck wood?

More importnanty, what the hell does chuck mean?

 

[Q]

More importantly...what is the woodchucks time frame?

 

[Squiggy]

Even more importantly...have you ever met a beef jerker? That stuff has to be made by someone and I've never known anyone who claimed to be a beef jerker.....

 

[Q]

If jerk was part of your job description....would you tell people??

 

[Squiggy]

They just assume it anyway...

 

[Q]

Ok, well, that's bad...but they're only guessing...no point in confirming it for them

 

[Squiggy]

Confirm what? See. You assume it too....

 

[Q]

*ducks*

I told you there were poachers in here

 

[Squiggy]

here snipe....here snipe.....

 

[Q]

OMG!!!!! DON'T PROVOKE the SNIPES!

 

[Squiggy]

I need them to track the poachers...