Did you hear about the fire on the pirate ship?
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Winky
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Well it hasn't quite sunk
but it is dead in the water
but it is dead in the water
MrBishop
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Two co-workers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them.
“As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.”
“I know the feeling,” the other says. "I've been working so much lately sometimes it feels like I'm not even married any longer."
“No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”
***
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination,
the dentist says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”
Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.”
To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair either way.”
***
One summer day a man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in very sexy lingerie and heels.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went golfing.
“As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.”
“I know the feeling,” the other says. "I've been working so much lately sometimes it feels like I'm not even married any longer."
“No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”
***
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination,
the dentist says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”
Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.”
To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair either way.”
***
One summer day a man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in very sexy lingerie and heels.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went golfing.
