Disgruntled Asian Tattoo Artist Inks His Revenge

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http://www.soufoaklin.com/tattooartist.html

n the last month, seven people unknowingly received explicit tattoos from the disgruntled artist. Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

“I’m a vegetarian!”

 

[MrBishop]

I've heard of similar things being done...like hiding cartoon characters in explicit poses in huge back-pieces.

Poor schmo's - mind you...that quote from one of the victims "I'm a vegetarian"..

 

[Oz]

“I’m a vegetarian!”

Fuck me static! That's Brilliant!!

 

[Squiggy]

“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.

Heres your sign....

 

[tonksy]

*suddenly very nervous

 

[MrBishop]

*suddenly very nervous

If it makes you feel better...I'll come over with my Japanese/English dictionary and examine your buttocks (or whatever body part you have inked) to make sure. It'll take a while though...looking up Japanese characters is tough. Why they couldn't alphabetize it like the rest of the world is beyond me ??!?

Bloody foreigners j/k

 

[tonksy]

it's on my shoulder.

 

[Gato_Solo]

And he had to be from my old home area of Pittsburgh.

 

[MrBishop]

it's on my shoulder.

Hey...look at the bright side...maybe it say "Rub here for good luck"

Had any offers for free backrubs lately? That might be a good indicator.

 

[tonksy]

Hey...look at the bright side...maybe it say "Rub here for good luck"

Had any offers for free backrubs lately? That might be a good indicator.

SWEET!!
i could live with that.

 

[Gato_Solo]

SWEET!!
i could live with that.

Dayum. I was kinda hoping it said "Rub breasts for luck"...

 

[Professur]

Heres your sign....

Have you seen this yet? I could hardly breathe at the end. I was crying.

 

[Luis G]

“The dumbasses don’t even realize that I’ve written ‘slut’ or ‘pervert’ on their skin!”

 

[chcr]

Have you seen this yet? I could hardly breathe at the end. I was crying.

LMAO, yes!!!!!

"Are you Mr. Ron 'Tater-Salad' White?"

That was one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability."

Seriously, anyone who hasn't seen it should rent it ASAP. From about ten minutes in on my sides hurt.

 

[freako104]

there are quite a few stories like these.

 

[Oz]

This was always my favourite tattoo joke

 

[paul_valaru]

that is why you bring in waht you want done, and always be polite

 

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And bring a "trusted friend" to watch your back

 

[paul_valaru]

big time, it's the only way

 

[Cheese]

And bring a "trusted friend" to watch your back

Well if your trusted friend doesn't read Japanese.....@_@