Do you pee in the shower?

[paul_valaru]

Shower farts are to be celebrated. They are the best farts ever. So stinky, I am proud everytime I let off a nice shower fart. I call the fiance into the bathroom to get a whiff.

yes the water filters all the non-smelly immpurities, and leaves the essence of fart

 

[Leslie]

 

[paul_valaru]

what? It's not like I call you in to share them with you

 

[Leslie]

errrrrr thank you?

 

[paul_valaru]

errrrrr thank you?

any time, see, that is true love right there

 

[BeardofPants]

Nah, true love would have been to not tell her about it.

 

[levana]

According to my hubby, true love is sitting on your beloved and THEN farting. Hmm, that thankfully hasn't happened in the shower though.

 

[paul_valaru]

that is as bad as the fart then pull the covers over their head

 

[levana]

 

[tonksy]

that is as bad as the fart then pull the covers over their head

As Rob so lovingly calls "The Dutch Oven"

 

[rrfield]

There's always the Rumble Fish. Press your bare ass against the naked body of your bedmate and let 'er rip. The other person feels the vibrations. Rumble Fish.

True love is giving a Rumble Fish and then pulling the Dutch Oven. Double Whammy.

 

[Inkara1]

After the strife I went through here in reconciling with Christina, I'm not about to try a "Rumble Fish" and have her dump me.

 

[rrfield]

if you cant rumble fish her, shes not worth it

 

[Leslie]

But a Rumble Fish is a GOOD reason

 

[Slim Pickens]

 

[Winky]

have you ever

jay walked

killed a cat

smothered a baby

are you now or have you ever been a
member of the Communist party?

Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[paul_valaru]

have you ever

jay walked

killed a cat

smothered a baby

are you now or have you ever been a
member of the Communist party?

Inquiring minds want to know!

yes

sorta

nope

no

 

[Winky]

Oh Kay
so how does one 'sorta' kill a cat

 

[paul_valaru]

Oh Kay
so how does one 'sorta' kill a cat

one brings cat to the vet, and pays the vet to give it a shot, to put it out of its misery

 

[Winky]

yep that's only sorta