This reminds me of a little anecdote. The University of Tulsa used to be in the same conference as Fresno State. They're the Tulsa Golden Hurricane. No joke. So, we the jokesters in the Fresno State Band were trying to come up with some ways to taunt the Golden Hurricane football team when they came to play in Fresno. We wanted to do some nice "golden shower" jokes but were cut off at the pass by the authorities.