Do you take pleasure in making so much love that it hurts?

[flurffmeister]

I've always wondered whether I was the only person on earth who put his ladies' needs before his own... I always make enough love to satisfy the lady first, even if I've long since been satisfied myself. Sometimes I have to make so much love that it starts to hurt me, but I love it. Call me a masochist, but I just gotta think of the ladies first.

 

[PT]

Nope, you're not the only one. I have made that my goal in life from about two years ago, and have kept with it ever since. The only drawback to this goal is, every once in a while, the wife will look up at me and say "Are you even close yet?"

 

[flurffmeister]

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I can't last through making that much loving to one lady, cause believe me, I can. But the thing is, I often have to do this many times throughout the day, sometimes multiple times within the same hour. Sometimes it can seem like it'll never end.

Me and my manbeast have gone through a lot (of ladies) together, and I've enjoyed every minute of it, but lately, it feels like there are more ladies behind us than ahead of us. Am I just getting too old for this kind of thing?

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Actually there's nothing special about that. It's what any healthy loving person should do. That is, puting the other first. But i also tend to think that you must be about the cheesiest motherfucker on the planet by starting this thread. lol

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Dude... i can't believe what a total fucking dork you are. LMAO

 

[flurffmeister]

But i also tend to think that you must be about the cheesiest motherfucker on the planet by starting this thread.

I'm composed of mostly water, carbon, and Flurffmeister™ Lovin', FYI.

 

[PT]

Dude... i can't believe what a total fucking dork you are. LMAO

Obviously doesn't know the flurffmeister.

 

[Leslie]

LOL@flurffy

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Sorry it was just such a deep post...maybe i should read into it more.

 

[flurffmeister]

Thanks, Leslie

I was feeling a bit down about the whole situation and my premature-mid-life-crisis until you reminded me why I do this so often.

C'mere, ladies. I got some Lovin' to show ya.

 

[Scanty]

Sorry it was just such a deep post...maybe i should read into it more.

 

[greenfreak]

C'mere flurff, I'll soothe your pain.

 

[flurffmeister]

Hope you ate well, cause you're gonna get a lot of exercise if you know what I mean.

*takes greenie's arm and escorts her into the Realm of Lovin', locking the door behind him*

 

[kuulani]

Hot Mama to the rescue ...
*luvin the flurffmeister*

 

[Professur]

Try tied up for a few days with the 7 Heavely Virtues. It was a week before I could walk right again. I never, ever want to have to go through that again. Having my entire jaw lock and my toungue cramp I can deal with. Trying to deal with 7 teenage girls ... too much for any one man to enjoy.

 

[nalani]

* is .... speechless*

 

[freako104]

your not alone flurfmeister. i do it too. or i did when we were dating. but yes i do that. and it hurt when she broke it off. so yes to the question too.

 

[Nixy]

*waits her turn with the flurfmeister*

*hopes for extra special lovin' cause she is mending a broken heart*