Does your P*ssy need a pick-me-up?

MrBishop

MrBishop

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LOS ANGELES -- Women from around the world flock to David Matlock's marble waiting room carrying purses stuffed with porn. The magazines are revealed only in the privacy of his office, where doctor and patient debate the finer points of each glossy photograph. The enterprising gynecologist sees countless images of naked women, but none are more popular than Playboy's fresh-faced playmates. They represent, he says with a knowing smile, the perceived ideal.

"Some women will say, 'Hey, you take this picture and hang it up in the operating room and refer back to it when you're sculpturing me,' " he said in an interview in his clinic overlooking hazy Los Angeles. "I say, 'Okay, all right, fine.' "

Dr. Matlock is a colourful pioneer in a controversial -- and growing -- frontier of plastic surgery: nipping and tucking vaginas. Patients from the United States and more than 30 other countries pay thousands of dollars for his "designer vagina," a purely esthetic procedure that includes shortening or plumping up the labia, or vaginal lips. He attracts even more women for an operation he claims improves sex by tightening, or "rejuvenating," the vagina.
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The Globe and Mail


I would've said that this was a joke...'cept that he's making upwards of $250k/month gross.


Gross indeed!
 
A.B.Normal said:
Definately not something you'd want to surprise the wife with for her B'day.


or is it. :alienhuh: :shrug:
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Not if you like chewing your food instead of slurping it through a straw...;)
 
I can see it now:
"Honey, your cootchie is kind of ugly. This guy can make it better looking for us, trim up the old meat drapes, etc..."

I'd be dead before I hit the floor.
 
It was funny until my wife read all of it & found this

The trend has even reached girls as young as 15. In the past 18 months, the number of teens — and in one case an adolescent and her mother — who come to Dr. Matlock for designer vaginas has doubled.

“They're mature. Breasts, body, everything. I mean the clothing that they're wearing, the whole thing. These are not little girls. They're mature young ladies.”
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Where's a cop when you need one?

[edit]stupid grammatical rrors ;)
 
Sick or not...it's happening.

Supposedly, he's got 'adult magazines' in his lobby so people can find their perfect pussy or breasts.

Time to get rid of your meat curtains!

*I might understand if his clientelle was in the 50+ crowd, where time and usage has loosened things up a bit (especially after kids), but teenagers??!?

C'mon!
 
This is exactly why I find it repulsive. If people have money to spend on stupidities such as this, like you said, in their 50's after kids etc, then go ahead and do it.

But the fact that he's even doing this to young girls is repulsive. He should be turning them away at the door. They're young, they're still developing etc.
 
I have a hard time imagining a parent of a teenage girl endorsing this concept. No one should be seeing this area of her body.

Key word: should...
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
I have a hard time imagining a parent of a teenage girl endorsing this concept. No one should be seeing this area of her body.

Key word: should...
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Hell...most women don't even see it themselves... takes a mirror to do so.

This kind of thing comes from comments from boyfriends and the 'airbrushed pussy syndrome' - where most porn movies/pictures are modified to remove stray hairs, moles etc... to match the fantasy instead of the reality!

*On a side note...this place also offers anal bleaching, so the little brown rosebud isn't too brown :p
 
MrBishop said:
This kind of thing comes from comments from boyfriends and the 'airbrushed pussy syndrome' - where most porn movies/pictures are modified to remove stray hairs, moles etc... to match the fantasy instead of the reality!

*On a side note...this place also offers anal bleaching, so the little brown rosebud isn't too brown :p
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I've never had a man tell me that I had an ugly one and I should have it fixed. I'm don't know how many men out there would actually tell their significant other that they need something done down there. They'd get slapped across the face.

Anal bleaching? Ewwwwwww!
 
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