Doom, gloom

A second Earth? Where will we put it? I tried to score one on EBay, but the price was too high. Hopefully the new Earth won't have termites and mosquitos.
 
(Brad Pitt/Madonna/George Clooney/Sean Penn): WE'RE FOR THE ENVIORNMENT! WE ALL DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS AND THE HYBRID PRIUS! WE GET 60+ MPG! WE REPRESENT!

(all pile onto different private jets and promptly burn 3000 collective gallons of aviation fuel on the way to the next speech/movie)

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People in the United Arab Emirates were placing most stress per capita on the planet ahead of those in the United States, Finland and Canada, the report said.

Just one more reason to remain in the middle east :lol:
 
my advice? always look up first - blue whales are an endangered species - carry a helloffa footprint an' all.
 
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