Email from an angry customer

Jeslek

Jeslek

Banned
I've met some real nipples in my time but you really take the biscuit. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I am going to build a little memorial to you in my flat. Every morning at 9am I am going to kneel before this memorial and pray that you die. And you know what? It's going to hurt. It's going to hurt like a bastard when you die. For you will know that somehow it was me and my prayers that caused your ruin. I hope you remember me when you are there, dying, bleeding out of every orifice in your body. I know that only then you will realize that you should have treated your customers as your gods. Because without us, you are nothing. Have a bad life.
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:D




edit: Damn English language...
 
Hehe, yeah me too. It's 4:40am though and it was quite hard to tell whether I was hallucinating so I didn't post about it. :circle:

I think it'd be funny if that dude slipped and cracked his head open on the memorial, dying a slow and agonising death over the course of a few days. :)


<--- put makeup on my avatar when I was bored and feeling :gay: today, lol.
 
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