Environmentalists Seek to Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper

[Cerise]

Soft Toilet Paper's Hard on the Earth, But Will We Sit for the Alternative?

The reason, they say, is that plush U.S. toilet paper is usually made by chopping down and grinding up trees that were decades or even a century old. They want Americans, like Europeans, to wipe with tissue made from recycled paper goods.

Ammo, Lightbulbs, and now T.P.

What next, Comrade?

 

[MrBishop]

Whatever's cheaper....and sturdy enough works for me.
It's TP for the love of MIke

 

[Professur]

I love me the three ply goodness.

 

[catocom]

I remember seeing russians stand in line for tp.
We don't need that here.

 

[randomJACKASS]

That super soft stuff is terrible! They say they can only make it from old growth. TMI, but I know of several people who that makes them bleed and is a horrific experience. There is so much shit talk about Europe around here from dumbasses who likely have never been there and know jack squat about it other than what they read on nefarious websites. French toilet paper is damn near like parchment or wax paper and they have public restrooms that are just ceramic holes in the floor with no stall sometimes.

Scott is the best value and it is thin, but it is soft enough and easy on anyone's ass unless they are a complete wimp!

 

[catocom]

I like 'northern' much better than 'charmin', on the big brands.

edit: I've been using store brand 'true value' or some such, the last several days though.
my backup.

 

[Gonz]

It's TP for the love of MIke

You're absolutely right. So stay away from mine.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Lets just use our hands. like bears.

 

[Professur]

Bears use rabbits.

 

[catocom]

Lets just use our hands. like bears.

man, you hadda mention that....
brings back memories of the hospital month long stay, when I didn't crap for the first 2 weeks, and was in traction.
Oh what fond memories /not.

 

[Professur]

TMI

 

[catocom]

yeah, but people should be ready, for older type days.
Shit happens.

 

[Gonz]

Apparently not always

 

[Cerise]

Lets just use our hands. like bears.

There is at least one culture that uses their hand: and it's the left one.





Since the subject came up.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Lets just use our hands. like bears.

Nah. Just use 3 seashells...

 

[catocom]

Apparently not always

well.....I don't think it rises to the level of any need for legislation.
Just depends on the circumstance I guess.

 

[chcr]

Lets just use our hands. like bears.

Bears use rabbits.

That's what I thought.

 

[Inkara1]

Quilted Northern Soft & Strong sucks. I hate toilet paper that tears in half when you're trying to wipe with it, meaning you basically wipe your ass with your fingers before you even realize the toilet paper tore. That's even if you take four squares and fold it in half so you basically have two four-ply squares.

I have Charmin red-label "ultra strong" and it's been working better for me.

 

[MrBishop]

Nah. Just use 3 seashells...

Wow... obscure film reference to the rescue

 

[ResearchMonkey]

man, you hadda mention that....
brings back memories of the hospital month long stay, when I didn't crap for the first 2 weeks, and was in traction.
Oh what fond memories /not.

What is 'digital-disimpaction' for $200 Alex.