Squiggy
ThunderDick
Little Known Facts:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
(OMG...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to
death.
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour ..
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality
over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
(OMG...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to
death.
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour ..
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality
over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
