A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and
comes to the door.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your
pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes," said
the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know
all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.
He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full
of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the
same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was gettin g milk, I
noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you
would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young
man explained about his degree from A&M so the farmer agreed to let him
collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two
buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to the
farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some
pussy willow down by the creek." The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes
and I'll go with you..."
comes to the door.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your
pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes," said
the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know
all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.
He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full
of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the
same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was gettin g milk, I
noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you
would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young
man explained about his degree from A&M so the farmer agreed to let him
collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two
buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to the
farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some
pussy willow down by the creek." The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes
and I'll go with you..."