FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT

[Gato_Solo]

FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT

"I finished the Oreos."

"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay like that!"

"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

"Get your own ice cream."

"Got milk?"

Can you think of any fatalities?

 

[Nixy]

No, I'm not going to buy/make you chicken nuggets!

 

[Psycho]

"It wasn't me."

 

[Nixy]

When I am pregnant I am either going ot crave chicken nuggest (which i love now) or watermelon (which i don't really care for now)

 

[HomeLAN]

Hmm. Things that damn near got me killed:

What are you fixing for dinner?

Watching you arrange those pillows is like watching an enginnering marvel in the making.

Anything with the word "blimp" in it. Even if not directed at her.


Things I did to survive:

Went on the net and found a recipe for mint oreo ice cream when the store was out.

One hell of a lot of house work.

Discovered hiding places she still doesn;t know about.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I didn't have any phrases...mostly one deed. You know the diverter that moves the water from the spigot to the shower head? I forgot to push it back down a couple of times...

 

[Shadowfax]

"Do I know you?" would be kinda rude too while you walked out the door...

 

[Nixy]

*rethinks her previous opinion that Shadowfax is a sweet guy*

 

[MitchSchaft]

Here's a better one:

Jaba, Jaba... I know I owe you the money, but...

Hopefully she won't know who jaba the hut is.

 

[Luis G]

WOW, welcome back Mitch.

where have you been?