Feck.

[fi]

Lads I'm really homesick. All of a sudden.

This is ridiculous, right? I mean, I'm going home in two weeks...!?

Any tips...?

 

[Stop Laughing]

Treat the next two weeks like a vacation then, after it's over, you go back home. I dunno, it might work.

 

[ris]

dress like a leprechaun, as all genuine irish people do. and eat raw potato, dipped in guinness

that help

 

[Luis G]

so what happened with your job in Greece?

 

[ris]

jsut home for holiday methinks. not visting us though

 

[fi]

SL - wish I could! but I'm using up my leave to go home!

ris - oo ar, ow's de sheeps dis winter den, ar?

Luis - job's still there, just taking a well deserved break after my busy season!

ris - you never know, I might get bored and pop over on Ryanair... The mad engineer will be off work too so you never know where we might end up!

 

[ris]

oo'ar we 'v no sheep. first ahf they all bin burnt and secon' ahf we dun' have any in eas' angl'a cos it poore feilds

 

[fi]

oo ar, noo noo noo dat dere's nat roit, noo ar. Yew's needin moor'n dat dere now...

 

[ris]

rolf, even your fake suffolk accent has a bit of oirish in it there.

a goan

 

[Scanty]

original farming material, you're listening to the bleats.

 

[ris]

jus' the sound o' the carn me dear, jus' th'sound o' the carn

 

[fi]

Ara bejaysus sure'n'all dere's no need ta be carryin on like dah now is dere? Takin de pissh ouha dacent folk!

 

[ris]

aiy bah

 

[fi]

jaysus.

 

[Stop Laughing]

You baa? Is there something we don't know about you? Just to be safe, stay away from Shadowfax for a while.

 

[fi]

Do goats go "baa"...?

 

[ris]

nup, them go 'slurp slurp', bu' ony when shadowfax is 'roun'

 

[fi]

Poor Shadowfax, he will never live this goat thing down...

 

[Scanty]

Ai, to be sure, to be sure...

 

[Shadowfax]

Anybody mentioned goats?