kat2220
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December 8: 6:00 P.M. It started to snow. The first snow of the season
and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window
watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a
Grandma Moses Print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love
snow !!!!!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight !! Can
there be a more lovely place in the whole world ?? Moving here was the
best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt
like a boy again. I did both our driveway and sidewalks. This afternoon
the snowplow came and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the
driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life...\
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have
a White Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful ! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad
he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped
to 20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath
away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
the Life ! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling,
but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff
and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all!!
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the
driveway putting down the salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an
hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
should have bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God, I hate
it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own
living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn
stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by
twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too
busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware
store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might
have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have
to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't
melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to
shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and
dressed again, I was too tired too shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a
plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy.
I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is
she....nuts? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago. She says she
did, but I think she's damn well lying.
December 24: 6" of snow packed so hard by the snowplow I broke the
shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of
a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his
balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow
all over where I've just been !! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing
Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching
for the goddamn snowplow.!
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the @$*&#!X# snow
tonight....Snowed in! The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I
hate snow. Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I
hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad
attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful
Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was
HER idea. She's really driving me crazy !!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it
could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he
think I am.?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snowplow driver is suing me for
$1,000,000 for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother.
9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good! I just love those little white pills they
keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed ??????
HAVE A MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
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Kat HATES snow! HEHEHE....post #69)
and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window
watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a
Grandma Moses Print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love
snow !!!!!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight !! Can
there be a more lovely place in the whole world ?? Moving here was the
best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt
like a boy again. I did both our driveway and sidewalks. This afternoon
the snowplow came and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the
driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life...\
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have
a White Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful ! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad
he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped
to 20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath
away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
the Life ! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling,
but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff
and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all!!
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the
driveway putting down the salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an
hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
should have bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God, I hate
it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own
living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn
stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by
twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too
busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware
store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might
have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have
to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't
melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to
shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and
dressed again, I was too tired too shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a
plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy.
I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is
she....nuts? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago. She says she
did, but I think she's damn well lying.
December 24: 6" of snow packed so hard by the snowplow I broke the
shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of
a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his
balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow
all over where I've just been !! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing
Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching
for the goddamn snowplow.!
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the @$*&#!X# snow
tonight....Snowed in! The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I
hate snow. Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I
hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad
attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful
Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was
HER idea. She's really driving me crazy !!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it
could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he
think I am.?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snowplow driver is suing me for
$1,000,000 for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother.
9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good! I just love those little white pills they
keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed ??????
HAVE A MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
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Kat HATES snow! HEHEHE....post #69)
