I buy generic potato chips...they're made by Lays and they're the greasy rejects, which I happen to like better than regular potato chips....
so thats why I buy them.
You must not buy generic:
soap (laundry or otherwise)
toothpaste
TP
fabric softener
condoms
*..ok, on the last one, let me clarify. I was at costco, and they have this mega box with like 500 condoms in it and they have the name Kirkland or something like that on them.
500....
a better name would be "Yeah right , you think so? good luck buddy"
anyway, there's a lot of them, and I've seen them bought three times by some really beautiful gals, so I was thinking, you know..I really should have gotten out to costco a lot more a few years back but then thinking deeper I noticed that all three of these gals were walking around with one or two kids....
...."hmmmm" , says I....
maybe the generic baby batter busters don't really work out so well....plus they don't seem to have any modifications "for her pleasure"....so it looks like a bad deal all around....
I mean, if I get to that point, and it's come down to the wire...well, I want to pull out a Mega Stallion Triple Reservoir Ribbed Orgasmotastica...and I'm turning on the light to make damn sure she sees how deeply I've planned all this....
..and that I thought about HER...and I just don't think the costco one would be all that impressive. She'd be like..."Um...now that I think about it...weren't you following me around costco a few weeks ago?"...
so you see there's just no percentage in this.
Personally I think anyone who gets condoms at costco is kinda full of himself because no one really gets it that much anyway....not 500 times before they go bad....
so....generic potato chips....
they rock.
*please excuse John, he's ill again. Nephew brought home the stomach flu and he has a 103.5 fever. He's not in his right mind.
:edited by his lovely ever caring and no shit hot wife who has to put up with this mess of a human each and every day