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[tonksy]

I used to love reading the almanac!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I buy one most years still.

 

[Gonz]

The problem I've always had with onions is size. They're all small. Between golfball & baseball.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

NH4NO3, aka ammonium nitrate.

 

[Gonz]

I don't wanna blow up the Murray bldg.

 

[Gonz]

But I do wanna blow up my onions. I'll try it. Thanks

 

[Aunty Em]

Never been to a giant vegatable show then...

 

[tonksy]

Why is it that at the present time when I have 5 children in the house it is quieter than when my 2 are alone here?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Better go check

 

[Inkara1]

Seconded... they're certainly up to no good.

 

[tonksy]

Nope. 2 were playing ball on the deck and 3 were watching Pokemon. Funny how that works.

 

[Slim Pickens]

Nope. 2 were playing ball on the deck and 3 were watching Pokemon. Funny how that works.

That's because they were both amused, and did not have to be around each other...less noise, less bloodshed...I miss my babies

 

[Leslie]

So do all'a your kids lose stuff at school? School started the second week in September. I just hit the lost and found, and reclaimed a whole armload of hoodies.

There were pants, underwear, socks, coats in there. wtf.

 

[woodman19_99]

...underwear...

wtf are your kids doing at school that their underwear ends up in the lost and found?

 

[unclehobart]

Learnin' bout biology, I reckon.

 

[woodman19_99]

whose biology?

 

[Gonz]

I hope the school taught them the proper use of condoms before the underear incident.

 

[woodman19_99]

I hope the school taught them the proper use of condoms before the underear incident.

Wait, there's something under the ear i should know about? is that some new fangled position i've never heard of?

 

[Leslie]

Other kids have apparently lost their underpants. All of our underwear is present and accounted for!

 

[woodman19_99]

wow, you track their underwear? How can you be sure they didn't just run out and grab a replacement and theirs isn't lying on the side of a highway somewhere?