For tonks - finally a good man

[tonksy]

Isn't that all a woman really wants? Quiet, made of $$, always hard, you get to dress him... etc.

but gold is so cold...nobody enjoys a cold man...a cold beer, yes...cold man? not for me.

 

[AlphaTroll]

but gold is so cold...nobody enjoys a cold man...a cold beer, yes...cold man? not for me.

Yeah but tonksy, think about it - he'll never go limp on ye

 

[tonksy]

Yeah but tonksy, think about it - he'll never go limp on ye

<sigh> aye...'tis true...

 

[AlphaTroll]

And when ye brag to yer mates that yer man is 'hard as steel' you could actually mean it

 

[Oz]

A solid gold man?? Behave yerselves.

Yer both know yer'd only keep breaking bits off the poor fella to spend

 

[AlphaTroll]

Teehee - I could go & buy myself thousands of shoes & pay with his penis.........LOL - imagine the shopkeep's face if I say "I don't have cash or credit cards - do you accept dick?"

 

[Oz]

Teehee - I could go & buy myself thousands of shoes & pay with his penis.........LOL - imagine the shopkeep's face if I say "I don't have cash or credit cards - do you accept dick?"

Only start worrying if he asks if you have anything smaller

 

[AlphaTroll]

Only start worrying if he asks if you have anything smaller

BWAHAHA - 'sorry sir - it doesn't come smaller than this'