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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
 
someones been nipping at the jack handy bottle ... hmm... who could it be ... could it be [/church lady voice]SATAN?!
 
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
 
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
 
PuterTutor said:
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
 
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