FORD repair kit.

Jeslek

Jeslek

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Well, my dad's 76 ford F100 (it was before the F150) is STILL running! So NAH!!!!
 
We have an Ford Escort Stationwagon from '97....it's pretty ok. Never had any problems with it...


And don't mess with Ford..they made the Ford Shelby Cobra 427 :headbang: :headbang:
 
On quiet evenings, we go and sit on top of the mountain, sit in our lawnchairs under the stars, sip hot coffee and listen to the Fords rust. :)
 
Federation Of Retarded Drivers
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap
Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
Fucked On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fuck! Our Ride Died!
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
F O R DNA
F O Return Denied
Found Outside R D
Fly Over R D
Failing Out R D
F O Rattling D
F O Run Down
Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
Fucking Overridden Ratty Dyke
Fuckin Old Rusty Dodge
Fucked Out of Real Driving
Fuckin off-road destroyer
Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Fabrication Ordinaire, Réparation Difiçile
http://club.euronet.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/caracronyms.html
 
Shadowfax said:
We have an Ford Escort Stationwagon from '97....it's pretty ok. Never had any problems with it...


And don't mess with Ford..they made the Ford Shelby Cobra 427 :headbang: :headbang:
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the ONLY thing i liek about this thread is that you have a station wagon :)
 
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I'm a ford, a ford, a ford
hunk hunk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep...



:D



Nissan rules :headbang:

Ok, they're not that special, but I can't go around saying my own car sucks :headbang:
 
I am willing to bet every single penny that I have that right at this very moment my Dad is up in heavan talking to God and devising and plan to hurt ALL of you who have insulted Fords! I hope you feel his wrath!!!!
 
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