Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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paul_valaru
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scarlet said:Naked is good...
ahhh
a warm hearted welcome
BeardofPants
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*smacks PT
Don't be so crass.
Scarlet, if you know what's good for you, you'll give me every single pair of pants you own!
Don't be so crass.
Scarlet, if you know what's good for you, you'll give me every single pair of pants you own!
BeardofPants
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Ah yes - that would have been the work of my Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Phillip Eggleton....
scarlet
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Isn't that Napoleon 
You know what they say about his penis?? heres a stooopid song I found... but you get the idea.
Don't know the tune though ....
He almost conquered half of Europe
'Til he got beat at Waterloo
And on his deathbed this is what
He told his friends to do:
"Put my body in a tomb
Like all the great ones are
Chop off my little sabre
And put it in a jar"
This impish little Emperor
Who inspired a symphony
Said, "I hope you'll name a brandy
Or a pastry after me.
And of course you'll come to Corsica
When from this life I part
Feel free to drink to me
And tear my Bonaparte."
It was Napoleon's penis, Napoleon's penis
There wasn't much between us, just Napoleon's penis
The original French tickler, c'est vrai c'est tres petit
Genitalia on display for all the world to see
So now whenever I'm in Paris
And I'm stuck in some museum
Those boring Mona Lisas, man,
I just don't want to see 'em
There's only one attraction
There's only one I've known
It's the first thing that I tell my friends
The minute I get home
Napoleon's penis, Napoleon's penis
His highness, His sereness, Napoleon's penis
I know it's gonna thrill you, no matter who you are
Napoleon's penis - it's in that little jar
You know what they say about his penis?? heres a stooopid song I found... but you get the idea.
Don't know the tune though ....
He almost conquered half of Europe
'Til he got beat at Waterloo
And on his deathbed this is what
He told his friends to do:
"Put my body in a tomb
Like all the great ones are
Chop off my little sabre
And put it in a jar"
This impish little Emperor
Who inspired a symphony
Said, "I hope you'll name a brandy
Or a pastry after me.
And of course you'll come to Corsica
When from this life I part
Feel free to drink to me
And tear my Bonaparte."
It was Napoleon's penis, Napoleon's penis
There wasn't much between us, just Napoleon's penis
The original French tickler, c'est vrai c'est tres petit
Genitalia on display for all the world to see
So now whenever I'm in Paris
And I'm stuck in some museum
Those boring Mona Lisas, man,
I just don't want to see 'em
There's only one attraction
There's only one I've known
It's the first thing that I tell my friends
The minute I get home
Napoleon's penis, Napoleon's penis
His highness, His sereness, Napoleon's penis
I know it's gonna thrill you, no matter who you are
Napoleon's penis - it's in that little jar
scarlet
New Member
BeardofPants said:*smacks PT
Don't be so crass.
Scarlet, if you know what's good for you, you'll give me every single pair of pants you own!
*chucks a few pairs her way* need to save a few for special occasions like going to the supermarket or walking the dog. ;p Can't distract people from their shopping, and I might cause a few traffic accidents jogging with no clothes on...
